READ MY DOUG LIPS: Paul's tribute to Dr. Seuss

A cat used a bat in baseball.
He scored the most points with his joints.
The cat carried the bat in a hat and sat.
All the cat would do is chat about the bat.
One day he got to prideful and his bat was gone.
Then he thought when he bought the bat; it had a picture of a black bat that sat.
Then something fell on his head.
He turned red; it was his bat.
He went to the championship so he would not be the one to blame for not coming to the game.
The inning was the last
the fans were having a blast.
He was losing with his team;
they were about to scream.
He hit a home run.
They celebrated in the sun.